Posted by toadady on November 12, 2000 at 00:48:46:
In Reply to: P = VI posted by Ken on November 11, 2000 at 16:57:56:
10."the first vote goes to Gore...call CNN and tell them Gore won."
9."Wait, if my wet laundry is in the ballot box...oh my god!Stop the dryer!"
8."If someone wrote in 'dumbass,'do I give it to Gore or Bush?"
7."let's count for real this time, guys.OK so that's eleventeen million for Nader,twelevty million for Bush and a jillion for Gore"
6."We just got in another sackload of phony Democrat ballots--let's add 'em in!"
5."This is much easier than my last job designing tires for Firestone"
4."America must never know Ralph Nader actually won the election"
3."Discard all these votes for Bush --there obviously left over from 1992"
2."We can settle this right quick--anybody got a quarter?"
1."I'm sure gona miss you guys when this is over.If only there was a way to make it last a few more days..."